Finals...Ah!

Finals are here and I think that the whole school is about to go crazy.  I had three finals last week and still have three next week.  

Here are some funny jokes that have been floating around Biola, just thought that you guys would think that they were hilarious!

15 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Sanity

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso. 
6. Finish all your sentences with, "in accordance to prophecy."
7. Dontuseanypunctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are.  Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
11. Put mosquito netting around your desk and play tropical sounds all day.
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Call your parents and tell them, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

They cracked me up, I hope that you enjoyed them too :)